I’ve always taken burritos way more seriously than a normal person should. At one point I even went three straight days eating nothing but carne asada burritos without realizing it. During a career break, I wrote a ridiculous burrito review to make my girlfriend laugh, and that joke turned into a growing list—just personal notes on the burritos that hit.

Then friends wanted the list. Then coworkers. Then friends of friends. When I posted a small section of the list online, it unexpectedly went viral. Strangers started DM’ing me like I was the Burrito Whisperer, demanding I “release the burrito files.”

And now I’m here… embracing the quest I was probably always meant to take: finding the greatest burritos on earth.