How the Burrito Bible Score Works.

Every burrito gets judged on a 10-point scale using the same criteria, across every city and every taqueria. Here’s the breakdown:

Protein (35%)
The star of the show. Carne asada, al pastor, carnitas, chicken, birria, or beans (for a bean burrito). This score reflects flavor, texture, seasoning, and how well the primary filling carries the whole thing.

Salsa (20%)
A burrito’s lifeblood. Heat, acidity, complexity, freshness. Does it lift the whole thing or drown it?

Fillings (20%)
Rice, beans, onions, cilantro, cheese, sour cream, guac—all the supporting players. Are they fresh? Are they flavorful? Do they actually add something or just take up space?

Tortilla (10%)
Flavor, warmth, and texture. Is it fresh? Is it properly heated? Does it complement the fillings

Execution + Engineering (15%)
Build matters. Even distribution, no hollow bites, no leaks, no blowouts. Every bite should hit from start to finish.

FAQs

  • Some spots have multiple contenders worth testing — carne asada, al pastor, veggie, “super” versions, regional specialties, you name it. When that happens, we don’t average the scores or blend them together. Each burrito gets its own independent rating, breakdown, and commentary. But for the master rankings, we judge a taqueria by its best burrito.

  • Every taqueria has a “house play,” whether they admit it or not. Before visiting, we check menus, reviews, and past chatter to get a sense of what a place is known for. Once we arrive, we usually ask the staff directly: “What’s your best burrito”? If they have a signature protein, we order that. When in doubt and there’s no clear winner, we fall back to our standard: a classic carne asada burrito, no ‘super’ upgrades.

  • Yes. Location matters — a chain can have multiple spots with different vibes, ingredients, or execution quality. We’ll clarify the specific address we visited to avoid confusion.

  • Yes. Every burrito is ordered, paid for, and eaten by the same person for consistency. Reviews are based on actually eating the burrito, whether that ends in regret or not.